was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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