I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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