i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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