I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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