His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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