I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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