taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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