lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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