he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Did I show you my penis last night?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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