Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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