That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
