No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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