i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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