Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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