I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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