so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Pants are for mortals
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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