Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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