We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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