That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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