He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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