3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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