Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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