is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
you made out with another girl for some wings
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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