New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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