Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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