Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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