As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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