You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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