I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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