Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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