There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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