he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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