dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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