here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
