HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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