so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I am naked and annoyed.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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