you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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