That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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