last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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