she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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