Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She is in my trunk
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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