Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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