She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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