What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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