It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
