If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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