Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
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