I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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