U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
So vagazzling was a success
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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