Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
