there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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