grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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