So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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