I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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